Predicting the 2019 NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Results

Here are my predictions for the 2019 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Winners in turquoise.

First round

  • Calgary Flames vs Colorado Avalanche
  • San Jose Sharks vs Vegas Golden Knights
  • Nashville Predators vs Dallas Stars
  • Winnipeg Jets vs St. Louis Blues
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Boston Bruins vs Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Washington Capitals vs Carolina Hurricanes
  • New York Islanders vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Second round

  • Calgary Flames vs San Jose Sharks
  • Nashville Predators vs Winnipeg Jets
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Washington Capitals vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Conference Finals

  • San Jose Sharks vs Winnipeg Jets
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Washington Capitals

Stanley Cup Final

  • San Jose Sharks vs Tampa Bay Lightning

The above was constructed by me, a human, using hockey knowledge. The following is another prediction for the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs using best of seven random coin flips to determine the winner for each pair. Let’s see if I can predict the results with better accuracy than random coin flips. Will report back after the playoffs.

First round

  • Calgary Flames vs Colorado Avalanche
  • San Jose Sharks vs Vegas Golden Knights
  • Nashville Predators vs Dallas Stars
  • Winnipeg Jets vs St. Louis Blues
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Columbus Blue Jackets
  • Boston Bruins vs Toronto Maple Leafs
  • Washington Capitals vs Carolina Hurricanes
  • New York Islanders vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Second round

  • Colorado Avalanche vs San Jose Sharks
  • Nashville Predators vs Winnipeg Jets
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Boston Bruins
  • Carolina Hurricanes vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Conference Finals

  • Colorado Avalanche vs Nashville Predators
  • Tampa Bay Lightning vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Stanley Cup Final

  • Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

A Heat Map

Only included the 31 of the 50 in the list that involved one baking step. Bake times rounded to the nearest 15 minutes. Weird outlier is a recipe for ribs–baked for 2.5 hours at 250°F.

Star Wars Films Ranked (as of 2018)

In order of my current favorite to least favorite with short description of how I feel about the film:

  1. Rogue One  (the Star Wars-iest Star Wars film)
  2. Star Wars: Episode IV, A New Hope (the most satisfying to rewatch)
  3. Star Wars: Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back (best universe-building)
  4. Star Wars: Episode VIII, The Last Jedi (coolest tone)
  5. Star Wars: Episode VII, The Force Awakens (neat characters)
  6. Star Wars: Episode VI, The Return of the Jedi (desert muppets and hunter-gatherer teddy bears)
  7. Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace (good fight scene)
  8. Star Wars: Episode III, Revenge of the Sith (“not from a Jedi” is all I remember)
  9. Star Wars: Episode II, Attack of the Clones (I felt nothing)

Haven’t yet seen Solo. Not in a huge rush. Will update list whenever I watch it or the next Skywalker saga film.

How Important is Height in Hockey?

During my last recreational league hockey season, my captain had me play center. My favorite part (aside from face-offs) was the increased defensive responsibilities. I think it would be a fun idea to switch to defense for a season. However, I’m a bit concerned that at 5’7″ (67 inches) tall, I would be seen as too small to effectively play defense. I decided to check NHL stats and throw something together in R. Data includes all players currently in the NHL as of June 20, 2018.

Based on my findings, it looks like there is a lot of variation across each position. Sure, the trend seems to be that players are taller the further back in the rink they are, but there is a lot of overlap in distributions of heights for each position.

  • Median heights across all players is only about 3-5 inches taller than average males
  • Roughly speaking, centers and wings are around the same height
  • Heights for defensemen closely resemble the spread of heights for forwards, but shifted up about an inch
  • Goalie is the one position where someone of my height playing the position would be a large outlier

After seeing the data, I don’t think that hockey has too much specialization based on height. Yeah, I’m not the tallest person, but especially for a rec league, I shouldn’t be discouraged from playing any position. I’ll sign myself up to play D next season.

Who are the Sharks’s Playmakers?

Similar to the last post, here is a visualization made with R of the players’ assists awarded over the last 5 seasons.  Graph only includes players with at least 5 full NHL seasons of data and is not adjusted for games missed due to injuries.

  • Note: Mikkel Boedker was traded this morning to the Ottawa Senators.
  • There weren’t any particularly notable exclusions from this list. Closest might be Kevin Labanc, who had a season high 29 assists last season, but only 2 full seasons of data to pull from.
  • I mentioned Patrick Marleau in the last post. If he were included in this post, he’d fall around where Mikkel Boedker or Logan Couture are listed: He has a median assists count of 23 with a 5-season high of 38 in 2014-2015.
  • John Tavares has a 5-season median of 42 assists with a high of 48 assists in 2014-205. If John Tavares were inserted into this graph, he’d fall right between Burns and Pavelski. Not bad!

Who are the Sharks’s Goal-Scorers?

There has been some off-season talk about the San Jose Sharks making a push to trade for John Tavares of the New York Islanders. Tavares has been a strong goal-scorer for the Islanders, having been in the top 3 on his team for goals scored every season since being drafted in 2009.

I wanted to better understand how goal scoring was distributed among the Sharks to make it easier to imagine Tavares being added to the line-up. I threw this visualization together using R to help out.

Data includes goals scored per San Jose Sharks player since the 2013-2014 NHL season. I only included current SJ Sharks players with at least 5 full NHL seasons of data. Data is not adjusted for games played, so games missed due to injuries are reflected in the graph. I think this is fair because a skilled goal scorer is useless if he isn’t also durable. Can’t put points on the board if you aren’t playing.

Thoughts:

  • Based on John Tavares’s last five seasons, the median for his goals scored would be 33 and his best was 38 in 2014-2015. If included on this graph, he’d be the 2nd strongest goal scorer, right after Pavelski.
  • Patrick Marleau was (sadly) traded to the Toronto Maple Leafs ahead of the 2017-2018 season. If he was never traded, he’d appear on this chart between Pavelski and Couture with a median goals scored of 27 and a season-high of 33 goals in 2013-2014.
  • Of the recent Sharks additions excluded from this list, the only skaters with decent goal counts for a single season are Timo Meier (21 goals in 2017), Chris Tierney (17 goals in 2017), Joonas Donskoi (14 goals in 2017), and Kevin Labanc (11 goals in 2017).  However, none of these are particularly impressive and these players will likely end up charted near the middle around Hertl or Boedker.
  • As expected, defensemen occupy the bottom of the list. The clear exception here, of course, is Brent Burns. Seeing him occupy the 3rd highest slot despite being a defenseman is impressive.
  • Admittedly, I didn’t realize Joe Pavelski’s production was that much higher than the rest of the team.
  • Washington Capitals’s Alexander Ovechkin’s 5-year running goal median is 50. Wow. The Sharks need one of those.

Top 5 Fast Food Strawberry Milkshakes

I’ve been on the road a lot over the last few months. Admittedly, this means consuming more fast-food over the last several weeks than I have in the last several years. One can only consume the same fast-food salads over and over again before eventually feeling a need to explore the rest of the menus. Also, its been hot so…milkshakes.

Methodology: Not super scientific. I purchased the smallest size available at each place. Told myself I would stop at 5 but I couldn’t stop at a lower number, because then it would be a stupid looking list. Here’s how they ranked.

5. In-N-Out

Generous sizing. Not very strawberry-y. Too sweet. Internet research says the shake contained 67g of sugar. Oof.

4. McDonald’s

Whipped cream is a nice touch. Also not very fruity and also very very sweet. Liquid candy, but what did I expect. You have to slowly sip this one. Internet says 71g of sugar. Hoowwww….

3. Burger King

Seemed more drinkable and not obnoxiously sweet than the previous two…but then I looked it up and it has 91g of sugar. HOW? Is my tongue broken? I don’t remember the serving size being that much larger. In any case, I ranked them before I researched them so…#3 it is.

2. Sonic

T H I C C. Lower on the berry flavor than the previous three, but with the texture of real berries inside. This was the only one I had where I honestly thought it could have been sweeter, but it was also the last one I had and maybe my tongue got broken from the sugar overload of the previous shakes. Internet says 40g of sugar in my mini-shake. Thank you, Sonic, for offering a mini.

1. Del Taco

First one I had. Best tasting shake–the strongest strawberry flavor of the bunch and with the texture of real berries. Mini-sized for $1. A little on the sweet side, but still very gulp-able. Internet says 40g of sugar in this tiny guy.

Final thoughts:

  • The sugar alone in these shakes added 1,196 calories from added sugar into my diet, which I suppose isn’t too awful.
  • Unless you are sharing with a group of friends, I honestly see no reason why anyone should ever buy anything larger than the smallest sized shake (other than $$$ of course).
  • #1 (Del Taco) and #2 (Sonic) were the only shakes I actually enjoyed drinking. If you like your shakes really thick, pick Sonic. If you like your shakes more drinkable yet still creamy, pick Del Taco.
  • I should have paid attention to sizing. There was a lot of variance between each location’s smallest size.
  • Honestly, this was probably a good experience for me. I’m fairly repulsed at the idea of a shake/ice cream/soda by now. I can go another several years without one.